Magic. Magic. Magic. (beep) I had an uncle who was a magician. Every Thursday at 4 he turned into a bar. (laughs) (music transition) How does magic work for blind people? You know, I don’t really know. I’m fascinated by it. The whole concept of it blows my mind. I would love to know how it works. Because it just sounds so cool, right? All the stuff that like Penn & Teller do and some of the other illusionists and things. But those guys just stand out to me because they just seem to do cool tricks. But when it comes right down to it it’s a trick for the eyes. I mean, it’s a magic trick, right? So, they trick your eyes. That’s what they do to the viewer. So, if you’re blind, I don’t think that’s really going to work for you. You’re never going to know what just happened. You can hear about it, but it’s not going to be a big deal for you. So what? (laughs) You know what I mean? You could just say anything for us. Hey, Tommy I want to disappear. You ready? (laughs) Hang on… You know, and that’s that. (music transition) I wish there was a way to do magic for blind people. Wouldn’t that be fun? If you’ve got one, show me please. I’m dying to know. How could you do a trick to make me buy it, or buy into it, you know what I mean? So you could show me something and show me how it changes or whatever but at any point if I’m not touching the thing. (snaps finger) You can just switch it just like that. And I wouldn’t know wiser. So it’s really hard to do. I think magic’s just a thing for the sighted. I really do. It’s fun when the audience reacts to a trick, I mean, I’m like, “Wow, you know, he got ’em”. But I enjoy the magic show, I enjoy the presentation, I enjoy the setup. I enjoy the whole thing because these guys are good with a crowd. This is what they do for a living. I’m there for the whole ride except for the very end. Colon. Left paren. (laughs) (credits music) Sure, would you like to see a magic trick. I’m going to do a magic trick for you right now. Here it is. This an ordinary sheet of paper. See, nothing special. Nothing on this side. No writing on this side. Okay? Paper’s fine. Yes? Yes. Okay. Now, I’m going to make it disappear. Gone. (laughs)