-Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for David Blaine! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -I mean —
-You sounded very excited. -Yeah, I know. I have no why
what you’re about to do. I did not
come to rehearsal on purpose. But I think it’s safe to say
to the audience — Do not try
anything you see at home. -Well, tat’s not the case, because I’m just gonna try
a few classics. Something simple. [ Laughter ] -I love his reactions.
-How you doing, Priyanka? -I’m really nervous.
[ Laughter ] -No, no, no.
Don’t be. -Like, is there, like…
-Actually, you know what? -Something’s
gonna come out of my mouth. -No, no, no.
[ Laughter ] Just some
simple pieces of magic. But I need a —
Could I use your phone? -Uh-huh.
[ Laughter ] -So glad
he didn’t ask me for mine. ‘Cause that would’ve been a no.
-Yes, you can use my phone. -I want Priyanka — I want you
to be able to film this. -Oh! Yes.
-And you can — yeah. -Okay.
-You want me to do anything? You want me
to turn it on or anything? -I mean, that’s how it
usually works, right? -No, just —
No, I think we can just — I think we can just —
-Don’t use my credit card. [ Laughter ]
-That one. -Don’t worry.
You can change your code. [ Laughter ] -Do you already know his code? -Can you —
Can you hold this like this? -Okay. And I’ll just
record that, as well. Good. And I might need just
to use this to see the trick. So, do you want
to see the card trick or the needle-and-thread trick? [ Laughter ] -You’re already in my head.
Already, right? Uh, the card trick.
Right? No? -Perfect.
We’ll do the needle and thread. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God. -For this,
I need exactly this length. -What?
What are you stitching. -Well, I need it exactly,
I’d say… [ Light laughter ] -Yo! [ Laughter and applause ] -Whew! Whew!
Okay. [ Light laughter ] Very cute. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Oh, my God, no.
-No, no, no, no, no. -Oh, my God!
-Ohh! [ Audience gasps ] -Stop!
-Aah! -I can’t focus! I can’t focus! [ Laughter ] I’m focusing, I’m focusing. [ Audience shouts ] I can’t look at — I can’t — -Aah!
-Oh, my God. [ Audience gasps ] -[ Breathing heavily ] [ Laughter ] Oh.
Oh, my gosh. Oh…my gosh. Oh, my gosh. -Aah.
-I think that’s — -Oh, man. -Guys, there’s blood on it
and everything. -There’s blood on it.
There’s blood on it. -This is some
“Game of Thrones” stuff. -This is insane. [ Audience gasps, shouts ] -David, stop! [ Laughter ] -Oh! [ Indistinct shouting ] -Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo! Yo, yo, yo!
Oh, my God, yo. Oh, my gosh. Oh, for crying — Ooh.
[ Breathing heavily ] Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh. -Nah, man! No! No! No! -Questlove!
Questlove! Come on, just do it.
Just do it. Questlove, just come back.
-For what? -Because you have to see
everything. You have to finish the trick.
This is insane. -Get him to do it.
-Just — Questlove, please. Oh, my gosh.
-Ohhhhhh! -Oh, God, no, one more time.
No. -David….
[ Audience gasps ] David, what is going on, dude?
What’s — [ Laughter ]
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
How you doing, man? No! No, no.
I really — I don’t know
if I can do it, man. [ Laughter ] I feel bad.
Okay. -Aah.
-Aah! [ Audience gasps ] -Oh! Oh! [ Laughter ] Jimmy! -Aah!
[ Audience groans ] -Oh, my gosh, dude.
Oh, my gosh. I’m so sorry.
-Guys, there’s blood on it. -I’m so sorry.
That is insane. -There’s blood on that.
-That is unreal. Don’t smile, dude.
[ Laughter ] I can’t —
I can’t unsee this, dude. I can’t —
Tie it? In a thing?
In a knot. All right, yeah.
Make a knot? Oh, my gosh, David. I don’t want to do this, man. Oh, my gosh. We should’ve done
the card trick. [ Laughter ] I’m telling you, we should’ve
done the card trick. -Oh, God.
My camera skills are horrible. -Oh, my gosh.
All right. All right, so… Oh, my gosh.
I can’t even tie a knot. I’m freaking out right now. [ Laughter ] -Aah.
-Okay. That’s a knot. Well, thanks for coming, David.
[ Laughter ] It’s always good to see you,
and you’re on tour starting May, uh…
May 9th, in San Diego. Do you have something? The card trick.
Yeah, the card trick, yeah. We should’ve done
the card trick, absolutely, yes. You’re gonna do that while I —
-I’m still recording, right? I’m just check — yeah. [ Laughter ] Clarify. -I hope that’s
a normal deck of cards. -Normal deck of cards.
Yes, yes, yes. [ Laughter ] I-I should check it.
Yes. Normal. Oh, pick one,
pick one, pick one. [ Laughter ] Okay.
Picked one. Show it to everyone but not you. You all see it? Put it back in there? Oh, no, hold the deck. Oh, he saw it.
Okay. [ Laughter ] -Yeah, not impressive.
You ripped the card. [ Laughter ] Oh, I thought you were showing
me how strong you are. Yes.
[ Laughter ] -Okay. And I put the rest of it
back in the deck? On top of the deck. Oh, I hold it.
-Yeah. God, I feel like
I’m speaking ESL again. [ Laughter ] Okay. [ Audience murmuring ] Oh, my God! If that comes out
of where I think it is… [ Laughter ] -No. His — His mouth?
Is that what you’re thinking? No, David, don’t —
-I’m having a — [ Laughter ] -David…
No, no, no. Dude, this dude is insane.
[ Audience gasps ] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God. [ Laughter ] Okay. Gosh. Tariq, you want to do this? Here, you do this, man.
-Ugh. -It’s like surgery.
-Geez. Aah.
-Don’t cut his — That’s his lip.
Aah. -Tariq… -Okay. Okay.
Okay. -Aah! [ Audience gasps ]
Yaaah! [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] -Man… [ Audience groans ] -Oh. -Jimmy, you must open it
for us to see. -Okay. Ugh! -Aah! -Holy…
-No way. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Oh, my gosh. This is unbelievable.
Unbelievable. Could I just have a little water
just to clean up? -Thank you. -Oh, wait.
Aw, man. [ Audience gasps ] -Oh! -[ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] -Am I clean?
-Yeah. -You’re clean. -No blood?
No blood. -A little — no. -A little blood, I mean.
-Just a little blood, I mean… -Wow, there he goes. [ Laughter ] Do I go to the card now? [ Laughter ]
That was insane. You’re about to kick off
a huge tour next month. You have 36 shows
all across North America. What can people expect
from these shows? [ Laughter ] Expect to see some different —
some different — -Jimmy?
-Yes? -Is my mouth empty? [ Audience gasps ] -No!
-Yes. -Yes.
-Is there nothing…? [ Laughter ] -Questlove. -No!
[ Laughter ] [ Audience gasps ] -Questlove. [ Indistinct shouting ] -Yo, man. [ Laughter ] -Oh. -[ Shouts ] [ Audience gasps ] [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] ♪♪ -I have to throw up.
I have to throw up. I have to throw up. I have to throw up.
-Yo. -David Blaine, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] For tickets
to his North American tour check out davidblaine.com. More “Tonight Show”
after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪