I think I have an ugly vagina. (laughing) Get out! No, it’s not funny. Listen. Pay attention. Woah! What? Lesbian alert! (Kissing) I’m not bisexual. Yeah you are. I just thought it was a friends thing like when we all used to get together in school we’d like kiss in our rooms You did? Were you just lezzing out? This is my boyfriend. Finally! When a relationship dies, so does the dildo. This is typical U-Haul story man. That’s not what this is. You’re a fucking mess. I am a mess. You’re my best fucking friend. Wow. It’s like The Real L Word. Like for real. (Moaning) (Laughing)