>>James: WHAT’S GOING ON. WHAT– WHY IS MY– I
NORMAL– THIS IS MY NEWSPAPER. I HAVE A NEWSPAPER HERE. WHY IS MY– WHY IS MY
NEWSPAPER– WHO HAS TORE UP MY NEWSPAPER.>>Reggie: SORRY, JAMES IT WAS
ME.>>James: WHAT?>>Reggie: JAY YEAH, IT WAS
ME.>>James: WHAT DO YOU– WHAT
DO YOU– WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY– YOU TORE UP MY NEWSPAPER?>>Reggie: WELL, I MEAN, I
JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE
NEWSPAPER YOU WOULDN’T BE PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT AND YOU
COULD JUST TALK TO US DIRECTLY. YOU KNOW,
(LAUGHTER) BE A LITTLE LESS RUDE.>>James: I DON’T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT– ALL I
KNOW IS I READ THE NEWSPAPER HERE EVERY DAY, RIGHT, CUZ IN
THE FIRST COMMERCIAL BREAK IT’S THE ONLY TIME I GET ON MY OWN. AND THEN YOU EAT A SALAD WHILE I
DO THE INTERVIEWS. SO I DON’T KNOW THAT THIS IS
REALLY– YES, YEAH, YOU DO. AND YOU’RE VERY PROUD OF IT. AND HE’S LIKE– LIKE I HAVE TO
STAY CURRENT, REGGIE, THAT’S MY JOB. I’M A TALK SHOW HOST. AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ
THIS, THERE WAS A PIECE IN HERE, I REALLY WANTED TO READ. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.>>Reggie: WHAT ABOUT STUFF
THAT I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? (LAUGHTER).>>James: WELL, LIKE WHAT? YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY WHY I READ A
NEWSPAPER EVERY DAY. CUZ I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
HOW KALE FEELS CHEWY AT FIRST BUT LATER ON IT’S REALLY GOOD
FOR YOU. THIS IS RIDICULOUS, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?>>JUST READ THE SECOND COPY OF
YOUR NEWSPAPER.>>James: I DON’T HAVE A
SECRETARY COPY OF MY NEWSPAPER, REGGIE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS– THIS IS ABSURD– LIKE
IMWAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO READING THIS. (LAUGHTER)
I MEAN I DON’T– I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I CAN– I GUESS
I– ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I– ALL RIGHT, LOOK– OKAY, I DIDN’T
WANT TO DO. THIS BUT I GUESS I COULD– I
DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS GOING– I WILL JUST–
(LAUGHTER) OH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: IF WORKED OUT FINE. STICK AROUND, WE’LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE OF THE “LATE, LATE SHOW.”