(Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (horns honk) (motor whirs) (motor sputters) (motor whirs) (motor meows and hisses) (motor sputters) (whistle blows) (motor whirs) (motor sputters) (coughs) (growls) (sirens blare) (motor sputters, whirs) (motor sputters, stops) (ignition stalls) (horns honk angrily) (sirens blare) HMM. (whistle blows furiously) (coughs) (sirens wail) (grumbles) (sigh) (bang, horse neighs) (bangs, neighs) (blows air) (growling, huffing) (metal crunches) (burps) (burps) (aerosol sprays) both: AH! (metal whirring) AH! (aerosol sprays) both: AH! (chattering) both: (laughing) (deeper laughing) (high-pitched babble) (honks horn) (laughter and music) MM! (fast whirring) AH–OH. MM, UGH! AH! (growls) (blows whistle) (furious whirring) (groaning) AH!
(nervous giggles) (metallic crunching) (sucking) (crunching) (dings) (screaming, fearful noises) (long whistle) (chuckles) (strained grunts) (chuckles) (water rushing, laughter) (maniacal laughter) UGH. (groaning) (bubbles popping) (strained grunting) (rumbling sound) EH. (roars) (distant screams) (roars) (frantic yelling) (whistle blows) (groaning) (blows whistle) (hair dryer whirring) (jackhammer hammering) (heavenly music) GOOD MORNING, PINK. HOPE THAT THE DAY
FINDS YOU WELL. HO, HO, IT LOOKS LIKE
IT’S GOING TO BE
ANOTHER SCORCHER. ICE CREAM? INSPIRED CHOICE, SIR. NOW FINDING YOUR ROUTE. RIGHT. WE’RE OFF, THEN. APPROACHING YOUR
FINAL DESTINATION. YOU HAVE ARRIVED. PINK LEMONADE SHERBET? OH, WHAT AN
EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR. THAT CERTAINLY
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. AH, YES. MY FATHER
WAS A COMPASS, YOU KNOW, AND HE JUST LOVED
PINK LEMONADE. (electricity crackling) (jumbled speech) WHERE AM I,
DEAR BOY? ICE CREAM? OH, DEAR, NO, NO, NO. MY BABY DESERVES
SOMETHING MUCH HEALTHIER. UH, NOW, UH,
LET’S SEE HERE. AH, NOW A
HEALTHY SMOOTHIE WOULD BE JUST THE THING
FOR MY LITTLE POPPET. NOW LET’S BUCKLE UP. YOU CAN NEVER
BE TOO SAFE. OH, JUST LOOK
AT GRANNY’S
LITTLE PRINCE. LET’S GET GOING,
SHALL WE? (tires screeching) (blowing whistle) (tires screeching) HELLO, DEAR. I’D LIKE TO ORDER
AN EXTRA-LARGE RAZZAMAGOGO
OMEGA GAMMA THREE-B
HAPPY TILAPI FIBRO BLASTER, WITH EXTRA BROCCOLI FOAM
TO GO, PLEASE. BOTTOMS UP, DEAR. NOW, ISN’T THAT
SO MUCH BETTER
THAN ICE CREAM? AH, WHAT A LOVELY DAY. AH, THIS DRY HEAT
DOES WONDERS
FOR MY COMPLEXION. DON’T YOU… ICE CREAM?
THAT’S A GREAT IDEA,
BROTHER. (engine revs) WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? TIME TO PUSH IT
TO THE MAX, BROTHER! PEDAL TO THE METAL! (screams) WHOO-HOO! (siren wails) HERE COMES
OUR SHORTCUT, BROTHER. THIS’LL SAVE US LOADS
OF TRAFFIC TIME. TO THE EXTREME! (siren wails) AAH! YEE-HA! WHO NEEDS A HIGHWAY
WHEN WE CAN GO MY WAY? NOW THIS IS MY KIND
OF TRAFFIC. RIGHT TURN COMING UP. HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! (tires screech) I COULD HAVE SWORN
IT WAS AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA,
HEY, HEY. WHOA,
TAKE IT EASY,
BROTHER! HEY, WHOA, WHOA!
UH-OH! (panting) (yawns) (growls, barks) (barking continues) (barking) (whistles) (meows) (triumphant music) MM-HMM. MM-HMM. (bell dings) (gurgling) (slurping) (gulps) (clattering) OH! (growls) (gulps) HA! (whimpers) (exhales) (gasps) (gasps)
(gasps) AAH! HMM? (yells) (phone ringing) (indistinct chatter) YEAH! (dance music plays) AAH! (bowling pins clatter) HMM? AAH! AH, HA! AAH! AH. (clears throat) (whistles) (water sloshing) (ring ring) (laughing) (birds tweeting) AAH! (washers humming) (squeaking) (fanfare plays) (shouting) chomp! (clinking) (whistling) (mumbling) (whistling) HMM. HMM? HMM?! (growls) slap! MMM! (giggling) MM-HMM! (giggling) YEAH! (giggling) WHOA! (groans) MMM! (mutters) (straining) AAH! AAH! (change clanks) (cash register bell rings) (magnet whistling) (coins clanking) (laughing) (laughing) (giggling) RRR! AH HA HA! (magnet buzzing) (screams) (buzzing) (laughing) (detergent glugging) AH! (cart rumbling) AAH! AAAAAH! RRR! RRR! HEE! (slurps) (frustrated grumble) (detergent glugging) poof! (bubbling) (detergent fizzing) (rumbling) (tires screech) (music tinkling) HMM HMM HMM HMM! (loud bubbling) (machine rumbling) (groans) (glass squeaking) (water dripping) HUH? (laughs) (bottles squeaking) (giggling) thud! HA HA HEY! HA HA HA! AAH! OHH! (wheels screech) (carts zooming) (foot screeching) (giggling) RRR! (carts buzzing) (whistles) (cart zooms) HA HA! HA HA! (coins clanking) AH HA HA! HA HA HA! HMM? WHOA HO! WHOA HO!
WHOA HO! (crash) (screaming) (giggling) (taunting laughter) OH. UH… AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! (straining) ring ring UH-OH.
AAH! EEE! AAAAH! OOH! OOH!
OOH! EEE! (sobbing) (techno Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ AH. HA HA! MWHAH. (engine whirring) (tires screech) (box beeps) (machine beeps) (powering up) (guitar plays note) (note repeats) (knuckles crack) (plays Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (stomach growls) (sinister laugh) (silly laugh) (belches) (laughing) (loud crash) HMM? HUH? MM! (laughing) (sinister laugh) AH! (hose stretching) (laughter) (screams) AAH! GRR! (grunting) (goofy laughter) HUH? AAH! GRR! HUH? HUH? OHH. AAH! (groaning) HUH? (screaming) (screaming continues) (laughter, screaming) (explosion) (sinister laugh) HUH? (goofy laugh) AAH! (birds chirp) (all gasp) HA HA! (all yelling)