Hey, Stop right there! We’re not going to have another boring lecture from the prof today. Who listens to those anyways? Studies show not young adults. No, we need to listen to someone young and hip. Someone you can relate to. And that’s me. My name’s Kid Young. *Radical 90’s era music playing* I’m just a teenager and / or twenty-something young adult. And I do the things that those real teenagers and / or twenty-something young adults do Things like Skateboarding, playing my Sega games, jet skiing, and listening to rap music But I only listen to rap music because of the profanity, Not because its actually pro’s poetry giving voice to often marginalized groups. *Scoffing* Naw man, and I’m always playing Magic: the Gathering, it’s radical. I’ve always got time for a game of Magic: the Gathering. But I don’t have time for banned cards. You can’t tell me what to do. Every time I show up at the card store, they tell me “You can’t play with these cards, thats not in this format!” Those cards aren’t legal, those cards are restricted, those cards are banned. What lame sauce! Man, I only play Casual Magic, because Casual Magic is the only real Magic. Who needs “Rules”. I don’t like rules, I don’t think cards should be banned, let me play with whatever I want. Well, I have a casual deck, it’s not even legal in vintage if you want to play. You’re on old man! Let’s do this. That’s right, I don’t even sleeve my cards, because why would I pay money for sleeves, it’s just cardboard, and I’m irresponsible. Roll for first? I’ll be on the play. Black Lotus, Mox Jet, Island, sac the Black Lotus for 3 blue mana. Play a tapped Time Vault, play a Voltaic Key, I will pay (1) and use Voltaic Key to untap TIme Vault. I will tap Time Vault to take an extra turn after this one. Wait, don’t I even get to go..? Pass the current turn, untap, upkeep, draw. Play an Island. No, but like, what? Use Voltaic Key to untap Time Vault, tap Time Vault to take an extra turn after this one. Pass this turn. Untap, upkeep, draw. Merfolk of the Pearl Trident. Merfolk of the Pearl Trident? But that’s just a 1/1. Use Voltaic Key, untap Time Vault, tap Time Vault, take an extra turn after this one. Pass this turn. Untap, upkeep, draw. Attack with Merfolk of the Pearl Trident. Is that game? Man, I didn’t even get to go! That’s not fun! H-How is what you’re doing fun?! Thats- The cards are unfair! Your cards are so unfair, man! That’s why they were banned. Yeah you’re right, I, oh. Woah, I think I just got schooled by that thirty-year-old because I totally learned a lesson. It’s time for me to start acting more responsable about Magic: the Gathering, and thinking more responsably about bans. They’re there for a reason, dude! *Except for Splinter Twin