>>>WELCOME BACK TO “YOU’RE
WILLING TO DATE A MAGICIAN.” WE HAVE FOUR BACHELOR MAGICIANS
HOPING TO CAST A SPELL ON OUR CONTESTANT, TRACY.
TRACY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO DATE A MUSICIAN?
>>WELL, I JUST GOT OUT OF A 2 YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH A DJ SO
I’M NOT FEELING THAT PICKY.>>WELL, THAT’S FINE.
NOW LET’S MEET OUR FOUR SINGLE MAGICIANS.
>>MARCONIUS WILD, DIVIDING HIS TIME BETWEEN NEVADA AND A PARCEL
OF LAND OUTSIDE OF LAS VEGAS, NEVADA.>>TRACY, TONIGHT, I AM A KING.
AND I AM HOPING THAT YOU WILL BE, TRACY, CHECK YOUR POCKET.
>>OH MY GOD, IT’S A QUEEN OF HEARTS.
YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO KEEP THAT.
>>I NEED THAT BACK, I APPRECIATE IT.
>>ALL RIGHT, THEN. YES, NEXT IS HENRY VAN DAZZLE.
>>HE CALLS HIMSELF AN ARTISAN OF AMAZEMENT ON HIS LINKEDIN
PAGE.>>CHARMED, LADY.
I SAID NO SHACKLES COULD HOLD ME UNTIL I MET YOU.
>>WHOA, THAT’S IMPRESSIVE, RIGHT?
>>YEAH, IT’S A COOL PARTY TRICK.
>>IF ONLY ONE COULD BE INVITED TO A PARTY.
>>OKAY, NEXT IS DANTE RAVEN.>>DANTE DESCRIBED AS A BODY
ENDURANCE ARTIST AND THE PRINCE OF SELF-INFLICTED PAIN.
>>HEY, TRACY. I’M THE GUY FOR YOU.
I ONCE HAD A BILLIARD BALL TO IMPRESS VALDERRAMA BUT ENOUGH
ABOUT ME, I BETTER HOLD MY TONGUE.
>>PLEASE. NO MORE.
>>WHY, WHY? SHE DON’T LIKE THAT, DANTE.
THAT’S NOT MAGIC.>>FINALLY, WE HAVE JUSTEN BIRD
FROM THE BROTHER AND SISTER TEAM, BYRDS OF PREY.
FANS THEY THEIR ACTS VIOLATE THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE.
>>HA-HA. INDEED.
THOSE ARE ONLY SOME OF THE LAWS MY SISTER AND I HAVE VIOLATED.
>>YEAH, HE’S NICE BUT IT’S WEIRD HIS SISTER IS ALWAYS WITH
HIM.>>DON’T WANT MY SISTER AROUND?
I CAN EASILY MAKE HER DISAPPEAR. VANESSA, VANESSA.
OH. I THOUGHT I LOST YOU.
>>OKAY, TRACY, YOU ARE ASKED TO GO ON A DATE WITH EACH OF OUR
BACHELOR MAGICIANS. LET’S START WITH MARCONIUS
WILDE. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?
>>HE’S, HE TOOK ME TO A BOOKSTORE WHERE WE BROWSED FOR
THREE HOURS UNTIL HE ACCIDENTALLY FOUND A BOOK HE WAS
MENTIONED IN THE THANK YOUS.>>IT’S AN INTRIGUING TITLE
CALLED “HOUDINI’S MISTRESS.” CHECK YOUR POCKET, MICHELLE.
>>YEAH, I NEED THAT BACK.>>ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET’S GO TO HENRY VAN DAZZLE. HOW’S YOUR DATE WITH HIM?
>>A LITTLE WEIRD. HE TOOK ME TO THIS BURLESQUE
SHOW IN BROOKLYN.>>THINKING MAN’S EROTICA.
>>HE THOUGHT THAT MADE IT OKAY AND I SAW HIS IDEA.
HE’S 55.>>THAT ID IS MERELY AN ILLUSION
I USE TO GET SENIOR DISCOUNTS AT DENNY’S.
>>OKAY, DUDE. LET’S GET OVER TO DANTE RAVEN.
HOW DID THAT GO?>>DANTE SAID HE WAS GOING TO
TAKE ME ON A FREAKY JOURNEY INSIDE THE MIND.
WE ACTUALLY WENT TO A VERY MODESTLY PRICED ITALIAN
RESTAURANT.>>NICE.
>>LATER, WHEN THEY BROUGHT THE CHECK, HE ASKED IF HE COULD PAY
BY RUNNING A SEWING NEEDLE THROUGH HIS TESTICLES.
THEY SAID NO.>>I DID IT ANYWAY, BEFORE I
MASTERED MY PAIN.>>NO, DANTE.
NO. HOW ABOUT JUSTIN BIRD?
WHERE DID HE TAKE YOU?>>WENT TO CHILE’S, WHICH WOULD
HAVE BEEN FINE BUT HIS SISTER KIND OF STARED AT ME THE WHOLE
TIME. KIND OF LIKE THAT.
IT ALSO GOT AWKWARD WHEN OUR WAITER CAME.
>>WHY IS THAT?>>BECAUSE IT WAS ME.
WAITING TABLES IS MY SIDE HUSTLE.
>>IT’S HIS MAIN HUSTLE.>>OKAY, TRACY, IF YOU’RE
WILLING TO GO ON A MOONLIT CRUISE WITH ONE OF THESE GUYS,
WE’LL PAY FOR IT. WHO WILL IT BE?
MARCONIUS? HENRY, DANTE OR JUSTIN?
>>OH, MAN. IT’S SO HARD TO PICK ONE.
WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO PICK NOBODY?
>>WELL, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK SO LET’S DO IT AGAIN.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE’LL TELL YOU.
WHY, DANTE, WHY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]