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Biden Campaign Shook, Democratic Field Narrows After New Hampshire Primary

WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FINALLY– ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )FINALLY, FRIENDS, AFTER THE DISASTER IN IOWA, WE HAVE A CLEAR AND DECISIVE WINNER: SIBA, THE STANDARD POODLE WHO WON BEST IN SHOW AT THE WESTMINSTER! NOT SURPRISED SHE WON. LOOK AT THAT GROOMING. I’M TELLING…

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Stephen Won’t Be Outdone By Gwyneth Paltrow’s Magic Healing Stickers

>>Stephen: YOU KNOW, WITH OVER 20 MILLION PEOPLE POSSIBLY LOSING HEALTH COVERAGE, FOLKS ARE GOING HAVE TO LOOK FOR ALTERNATIVE MEDICAL TREATMENT, LIKE PRAYER, OR BEING RICH, OR ( LAUGHTER ) PRAYING TO BECOME RICH. WELL, IN THESE DARK DAYS OF DOUBT, THANK GOODNESS FOR GWYNETH PALTROW AND HER LIFESTYLE BRAND GOOP. LAST WEEK, I…

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Steve Martin & Martin Short Are Ready To Replace Harry & Meghan As Senior British Royals

FOLKS, WE’RE ALL VERY EXCITED. MY FIRST GUEST IS A COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AUTHOR, AND BANJOIST. HE HAS BEEN HONORED WITH GRAMMYS, AN EMMY, AND AN ACADEMY AWARD. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” STEVE MARTIN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: HOLD ON ONE SECOND. WHAT’S– WHAT’S THE DEAL. WHAT’S GOING ON? ( BELL…

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Trump’s Dishwasher Rant Is Highlight Of Rambling Pre-Debate Rally

WHILE THE DEMOCRATS DEBATED IN IOWA, TRUMP TRIED TO STEAL THE LIMELIGHT BY HOLDING A “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” RALLY UP IN MILWAUKEE. TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF WITH A MOVE FROM SPEECHWRITING 101.>>AND YOUR GREAT GREEN BAY PACKERS ARE PLAYING SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEEKEND.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD LUCK. SO, DO WE HAVE ANY GREEN…

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White House Officials “Shushed” Lawmakers Who Asked Questions During Iran Briefing

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEED IT TONIGHT. SOME DAYS THE NEWS IS FRUSTRATING. AND BY SOME DAYS, I MEAN EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. BUT TODAY IS ESPECIALLY IRKSOME. I AM FULLY IRKED. TRUMP IS REALLY IRKING…

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Hank Azaria Gave ‘Simpsons’ Voices To ‘The Wizard Of Oz’

MY FIRST GUEST THIS EVENING IS A SIX-TIME EMMY AWARD WINNER WHO STARS AS A FOUL-MOUTHED BASEBALL ANNOUNCER IN “BROCKMIRE,” NOW IN ITS THIRD SEASON. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW” HANK AZARIA! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?>>HELLO, THERE!>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO BE SEEN, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: IT’S…

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Underwear Removal, Forever Fart

REGGIE: ♪ STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS ♪ JAMES: SO HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO WORK. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM THEIR INCREDIBLE FEATS. IF YOU THINK IT IS FANTASTIC AND AMAZING THEY GET TO STAY HERE AT THE BAR. IF YOU DON’T, THEN OUR SECURITY STAFF WHO ARE…

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Stephen Colbert Is “Darrylgorn” In The Next Installment Of The “Lord Of The Rings” Saga

FOLKS, ALL THIS WEEK, I HAVE BEEN SHARING WITH YOU MY INCREDIBLE TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND. IT’S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL COUNTRY THAT I’M NOT SURPRISED IT WAS USED AS THE LOCATIONS FOR MIDDLE EARTH IN THE “LORD OF THE RINGS” AND “THE HOBBIT” TRILOGIES. AS YOU MAY KNOW, WRITER AND DIRECTOR PETER JACKSON…

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Jenga Whip, Marshmallow Roast

>>James: I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US. IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEN THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AND DRINK FOR FREE ALL NIGHT. IF YOU GUYS AREN’T, THEN OUR BOUNCERS WHO ARE THESE TWO HULKING BREUTS OVER HERE WILL– YEAH, I KNOW, LADIES AM WE WILL…

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Mentalist Lior Suchard Bends Time for America Ferrara & Jeremy Piven

NOW JEREMY, AMERICA, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS? YOU FEELING GOOD, ARE YOU SCARED, ARE YOU ONE WHO LIKES HAVING THEIR MINDS BLOWN?>>I LIKE HAVING MY MIND BLOWN.>>James: YES?>>I HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN HIM BUT I’M ON THE FENCE.>>James: OKAY.>>WE’LL TRY SOME FUN STUFF, DO A LITTLE WARMUP. WE HAVE ROUGHLY, ABOUT…

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