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Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic – Time Travel

Like, I think of it like– like time traveling. Like, if I could go back in time– like, if I could go back in time tonight and go back to, like, the ’20s, knowing everything I know right now, I don’t think I would make a difference. [laughter] I don’t think you guys would even…

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They Should Give Six Flags Magic Mountain a Different Name – Lights Out with David Spade

So, I went to Magic Mountain this weekend, which is, uh, an amusement park. Um, they call it “Six Flags Magic Mountain.” You don’t need the “Six Flags” part. You know? You don’t need two names. “Magic Mountain” is it, you know what I mean? Let me tell you something, in terms of marketing, “Magic…

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The National Toy Hall of Fame & The Trump Magic 8 Ball | The Daily Show

It’s officially election season in America, and while everyone is focusing on the midterms, there’s another big vote coming up that will affect everyone. So, there’s 12 finalists up for induction this year at the National Toy Hall of Fame. Let’s take a look at the nominees. They include the Sled, Chalk, Uno, Tic-Tac-Toe, the…

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Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand

– ‘SUP, LADIES? – WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. YO, TYRELL. – YO, WHAT UP, LAWRENCE? – HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA PLAY FRONT HAND, BACK HAND? – I DON’T KNOW THAT GAME, MAN. – IT’S EASY, DOG. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY “FRONT HAND” OR “BACK HAND.” – AIGHT, FRONT HAND. – UGH! [all laughing]…

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Top 30 Best Got Talent Magic! Illusionists! Acrobats! Amazing Worldwide Auditions 2018!

For me this is like what’s your million pics, you know, it was like unbelievable. I’ve never seen anything disclose so good It was absolutely immaculate eyes Hi, what’s your name? Okay, let me try again well welcome to America’s Got Talent anyway Oh my god My god, well people died in a building ways…

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the…

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David Blaine Guesses Trevor’s Number – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

(applause) – [David] No, don’t look at it – [Trevor] Oh, okay. – [David] Because then… But two is related to something about your number. Two is related. I don’t know how. And you changed. Take another one, don’t look at it, put it down, don’t look at it. Put it down there, don’t look…

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Key & Peele – Black Ice

[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00. I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT, WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW, 8…

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Key & Peele – Lightning in a Bottle – Uncensored

Oh, please don’t say anything. Please just keep it to yourself, whatever– [sneezes] Oh. Thought you had an idea. I do. Fuck. – We need to make an app. – Like, for a Smartphone? An app that all the people could download and then we make millions. It’s just, that shit’s hard to come up…

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Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the…

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