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Trump Washes His Hands of the Coronavirus

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Picture This: WWE, CBS

-Let’s take a look at this first example. WEE and CBS. They both wrote… WWE posted a photo of “Monday Night Raw.” CBS posted a photo of last night’s Democratic debate. [ Cheers and applause ] Next up is one from DJ Khaled and Pete Buttigieg. -Oh. They both wrote… DJ Khaled posted a photo…

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Trump Says Coronavirus is Very Much Under Control

MARDI GRAS. DID YOU KNOW TONIGHT WAS MARDI GRAS? THE BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR FOR PLASTIC PENIS WHISTLES WITH GLITTER ON THEM, HANDS DOWN. MARDI GRAS TRANSLATES FROM FRENCH FAT TUESDAY. NEXT WEEK IS SUPER TUESDAY, THEN SUPER FAT TUESDAY. THIS IS DEBATE NUMBER TEN FOR THE DEMOCRATS, AND ONE OF THE BIG QUESTIONS…

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Mark Wahlberg on Tom Brady’s Future, His Kids & New Movie

>>Jimmy: HOW’S IT GOIN’?>>GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?>>Jimmy: I’M DOING WHELL. YOU’RE GETTING MORE HANDSOME, I THINK.>>I THINK YOUR EYESIGHT’S GETTING BAD.>>Jimmy: I SAW YOU ON TV LAST WEEKEND. LET’S ROLL THAT QUICK CLIP RIGHT THERE. THERE YOU ARE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO LeBRON.>>UH-HUH.>>Jimmy: ALMOST, THEY DON’T HAVE A BENCH ANYMORE, BUT ALMOST ON THE LAKER’S…

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Jimmy Kimmel Picks Democratic Running Mates

WE HAD A WHOLE WEEK OF LAZY SLOTH-LIKE BEHAVIOR. GUILLERMO, WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEEK DURING THE VACATION?>>I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH MY FAMILY.>>Jimmy: A LOT OF TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY DOING WHAT?>>Guillermo: TAKING MY SON TO SCHOOL, PICK HIM UP, TAKE HIM TO THE PARK. DIFFERENT PLACES.>>Jimmy: SO NOTHING, REALLY, IS…

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Gwyneth Paltrow on Her Kids, Magic Mushrooms & Vagina Candles

GWYNETH, YOU KNOW I’M VERY INTERESTED IN YOUR LIFE, RIGHT? I WANT TO KNOW. LIKE WHEN GOOP CAME OUT, THAT MINUTE I WAS ORDERING STUFF OFF OF IT.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Jimmy: DO YOU EVER LOOK UP MY ACCOUNT TO SEE WHAT I’VE ORDERED?>>I BELIEVE IN DATA PRIVACY. SO NO.>>Jimmy: OKAY. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT….

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I Want You To Want Me (Cheap Trick) Cover By Kelly Clarkson | Kellyoke

(cheering) (rock music) ♪ I want you to want me ♪ ♪ I need you to need me ♪ ♪ I’d love you to love me ♪ ♪ I’m begging you to beg me ♪ ♪ I’ll shine up the old brown shoes ♪ ♪ Put on a brand new shirt ♪ ♪ I’ll get…

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Genius Christmas-Turned-Valentine’s Day Decor Trick Is Truly Breathtaking

– So my next guest lives in probably the most decorated house in Dallas, Texas. Maybe all of Texas. I love this. She recently made headlines for perfecting one of the latest Instagram trends. Redecorating your Christmas tree for other holidays. The pictures speak for themselves. (Audience wooing) I mean, it looks like Candy Land…

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Amazing Experiments with Science Bob Pflugfelder & Harrison Ford!

>>Jimmy: HI THERE. WE’RE BACK. HARRISON FORD IS HERE. THIS GUY MAY NOT BE CAPTAIN OF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON BUT OUR NEXT GUEST COULD BUILD A LIGHTSABER WITH HIS EYES CLOSED. HE’S AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER FROM BOSTON AND HE’S HERE TO DELIGHT US ONCE AGAIN. PLEASE WELCOME SCIENCE BOB PFLUGFELDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE…

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Amazing Experiments with Science Bob Pflugfelder & Harrison Ford!

>>Jimmy: HI THERE. WE’RE BACK. HARRISON FORD IS HERE. THIS GUY MAY NOT BE CAPTAIN OF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON BUT OUR NEXT GUEST COULD BUILD A LIGHTSABER WITH HIS EYES CLOSED. HE’S AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER FROM BOSTON AND HE’S HERE TO DELIGHT US ONCE AGAIN. PLEASE WELCOME SCIENCE BOB PFLUGFELDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE…

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