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Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic – Time Travel

Like, I think of it like– like time traveling. Like, if I could go back in time– like, if I could go back in time tonight and go back to, like, the ’20s, knowing everything I know right now, I don’t think I would make a difference. [laughter] I don’t think you guys would even…

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Chappelle’s Show – Trading Spouses

HI, AND WELCOME TO “TRADING SPOUSES,” THE SHOW WHERE WE TAKE TWO MARRIED COUPLES, AND YOU GUESSED IT, MAKE THEM TRADE SPOUSES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY TODAY, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, WE’RE GOING INTERRACIAL. ( man ) DADDY’S GOING AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ALL RIGHT ?…

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Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand

– ‘SUP, LADIES? – WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. YO, TYRELL. – YO, WHAT UP, LAWRENCE? – HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA PLAY FRONT HAND, BACK HAND? – I DON’T KNOW THAT GAME, MAN. – IT’S EASY, DOG. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY “FRONT HAND” OR “BACK HAND.” – AIGHT, FRONT HAND. – UGH! [all laughing]…

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the…

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David Blaine Guesses Trevor’s Number – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

(applause) – [David] No, don’t look at it – [Trevor] Oh, okay. – [David] Because then… But two is related to something about your number. Two is related. I don’t know how. And you changed. Take another one, don’t look at it, put it down, don’t look at it. Put it down there, don’t look…

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Key & Peele – Magical Negro Fight

BUT BABE, MOVING OUT? PLEASE, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. BABE? [sighs] – GARBAGE. – HUH? – CAN I TAKE YOUR GARBAGE? – YEAH, SURE. – [chuckles] YOU KNOW, I FIND THE MORE GARBAGE IN THE CAN THE BETTER IT FEELS TO DUMP IT ALL OUT. I SUPPOSE THAT’S WHY…

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Key & Peele – Lightning in a Bottle – Uncensored

Oh, please don’t say anything. Please just keep it to yourself, whatever– [sneezes] Oh. Thought you had an idea. I do. Fuck. – We need to make an app. – Like, for a Smartphone? An app that all the people could download and then we make millions. It’s just, that shit’s hard to come up…

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