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Inside Amy Schumer – Magic Man

Now, as we all know, gravity goes down, yes? But if we all focus, sometimes gravity can make things go up. Now, does anyone have a gum wrapper I could borrow? Oh, I do. Wonderful. Thank you. He is so hot. Yeah, I’m not mad at that eyeliner either. As we all can see, this…

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Review – A Magical Shortcut to Perfection

(Forrest, voice-over) The perfect body– this was surely a subjective judgement, but by any standard, I did not have one. Oh, hi, Grant. Hi, Forrest. I thought the door was locked. Nope. (Forrest, voice-over) I started by joining a spiffy downtown gym, but I did not like working out. It was boring, and it hurt….

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Drunk History – The Wizard of Menlo Park

– What are we drinking? – Vodka. – There’s a moth. – There’s so many– – I wasn’t swatting at you. – No, I know, I have a moth infestation. – I see that. – It’s terrible. [laughs] I got to get a [bleep]ing– [laughing] – Classic– – It’s the worst! [smacks] There’s a–I don’t…

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David Blaine – “David Blaine Live” & the Ice Pick Trick | The Daily Show

My guest tonight is a death-defying magician who will be kicking off a North American tour on May 6. Please welcome David Blaine. (cheering and applause) It must be weird being a world-renowned magician, because I-I know I do it, and I feel like everyone does it around you. I don’t, like, trust you. Like,…

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Key & Peele – Baby Forest

– MRS. WHITAKER, I HAVE BEEN BABYSITTING FOR 20 YEARS. I’VE SEEN IT ALL. – THE THING IS, FOREST IS A UNIQUE CHILD. – EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE. I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. YOU DESERVE IT. – OKAY, UM… GOOD LUCK. – THANK YOU. [sighs] [eerie music] ♪ – GOO-GOO…

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Nathan For You – Failed Business Ideas – Extended

– The one thing I’ve learned over the years is that you can’t be afraid of failing. In fact on my show when I help businesses I fail all the time. I’m normally shy to show those moments but tonight I’m going to make an exception. So let’s take a look now at some of…

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Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic – Time Travel

Like, I think of it like– like time traveling. Like, if I could go back in time– like, if I could go back in time tonight and go back to, like, the ’20s, knowing everything I know right now, I don’t think I would make a difference. [laughter] I don’t think you guys would even…

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Chappelle’s Show – Trading Spouses

HI, AND WELCOME TO “TRADING SPOUSES,” THE SHOW WHERE WE TAKE TWO MARRIED COUPLES, AND YOU GUESSED IT, MAKE THEM TRADE SPOUSES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY TODAY, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, WE’RE GOING INTERRACIAL. ( man ) DADDY’S GOING AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ALL RIGHT ?…

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Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand

– ‘SUP, LADIES? – WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. YO, TYRELL. – YO, WHAT UP, LAWRENCE? – HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA PLAY FRONT HAND, BACK HAND? – I DON’T KNOW THAT GAME, MAN. – IT’S EASY, DOG. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY “FRONT HAND” OR “BACK HAND.” – AIGHT, FRONT HAND. – UGH! [all laughing]…

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the…

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