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Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic – Time Travel

Like, I think of it like– like time traveling. Like, if I could go back in time– like, if I could go back in time tonight and go back to, like, the ’20s, knowing everything I know right now, I don’t think I would make a difference. [laughter] I don’t think you guys would even…

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Chappelle’s Show – Trading Spouses

HI, AND WELCOME TO “TRADING SPOUSES,” THE SHOW WHERE WE TAKE TWO MARRIED COUPLES, AND YOU GUESSED IT, MAKE THEM TRADE SPOUSES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY TODAY, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, WE’RE GOING INTERRACIAL. ( man ) DADDY’S GOING AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ALL RIGHT ?…

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They Should Give Six Flags Magic Mountain a Different Name – Lights Out with David Spade

So, I went to Magic Mountain this weekend, which is, uh, an amusement park. Um, they call it “Six Flags Magic Mountain.” You don’t need the “Six Flags” part. You know? You don’t need two names. “Magic Mountain” is it, you know what I mean? Let me tell you something, in terms of marketing, “Magic…

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The National Toy Hall of Fame & The Trump Magic 8 Ball | The Daily Show

It’s officially election season in America, and while everyone is focusing on the midterms, there’s another big vote coming up that will affect everyone. So, there’s 12 finalists up for induction this year at the National Toy Hall of Fame. Let’s take a look at the nominees. They include the Sled, Chalk, Uno, Tic-Tac-Toe, the…

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Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand

– ‘SUP, LADIES? – WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. YO, TYRELL. – YO, WHAT UP, LAWRENCE? – HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA PLAY FRONT HAND, BACK HAND? – I DON’T KNOW THAT GAME, MAN. – IT’S EASY, DOG. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY “FRONT HAND” OR “BACK HAND.” – AIGHT, FRONT HAND. – UGH! [all laughing]…

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“Peanut: Can you hear me now?” | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

– You know what else pissed me off today? – What? – Tried using my cell phone. – Having trouble? – Just like the stinking commercials. Can you hear me now? How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Now? (Audience laughs) – You know when you don’t hear in those commercials? – What? – The other…

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the…

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David Blaine Guesses Trevor’s Number – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

(applause) – [David] No, don’t look at it – [Trevor] Oh, okay. – [David] Because then… But two is related to something about your number. Two is related. I don’t know how. And you changed. Take another one, don’t look at it, put it down, don’t look at it. Put it down there, don’t look…

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Mariachi Bands, Magic, Adult Dancers: This Airline Has It All

Every morning I wake up, take a deep breath of compressed air and thank my lucky stars that this is my job. I’m Jamille Donna and I work on the Global Skies new live in flight entertainment. Welcome to our nonstop flight with 14 hours of live nonstop entertainment. The beauty of live performance is…

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Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC…

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