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The Gruesome Truth About Parasites [Full Episode]

– [Narrator] Hey, kids. Remember, everything you’re about to learn is real. ♪ Look at all the wonders ♪ ♪ That a single class can find ♪ ♪ If they decide to shut their mouth ♪ ♪ And open up their eyes ♪ ♪ Sex and shit and crime and pain ♪ ♪ All this…

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The Most Disturbing Creatures in Magic

– These four– these– blah, blah, ba-ba. – I’m loving it. – Ba-da ba-ba ba. It’s a branded song. [MUSIC PLAYING] – Magic: The Gathering, the most complex and, in my opinion, awesome game in the world. It’s got everything– beautiful elves, noble dragons, majestic unicorns, normal scarecrows. While Wizards of the Coast does a…

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MAGIC KEYBOARD!

Oh yeah? Well, I can type 75 words per minute! SHUT UP! [sigh] God, where the hell are my keys? Seriously, how can anyone live in this crap? What are you talking about? Every item here has its own purpose! ♫ [ding] [Typing] [ding-ding] Hey! Don’t mess with my stuff! What stuff? [ding] [ding] My…

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The Magic Flute – Queen of the Night aria (Mozart; Diana Damrau, The Royal Opera)

The vengeance of Hell boils in my heart Death and despair flame about me! If Sarastro does not through you feel the pain of death, then you will no longer be my daughter. May you be disowned forever, may you be abandoned forever, Be destroyed forever. All the bonds of nature, If not through you,…

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