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Drunk History – The Wizard of Menlo Park

– What are we drinking? – Vodka. – There’s a moth. – There’s so many– – I wasn’t swatting at you. – No, I know, I have a moth infestation. – I see that. – It’s terrible. [laughs] I got to get a [bleep]ing– [laughing] – Classic– – It’s the worst! [smacks] There’s a–I don’t…

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Nathan For You – Failed Business Ideas – Extended

– The one thing I’ve learned over the years is that you can’t be afraid of failing. In fact on my show when I help businesses I fail all the time. I’m normally shy to show those moments but tonight I’m going to make an exception. So let’s take a look now at some of…

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Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic – Time Travel

Like, I think of it like– like time traveling. Like, if I could go back in time– like, if I could go back in time tonight and go back to, like, the ’20s, knowing everything I know right now, I don’t think I would make a difference. [laughter] I don’t think you guys would even…

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Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand

– ‘SUP, LADIES? – WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. YO, TYRELL. – YO, WHAT UP, LAWRENCE? – HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA PLAY FRONT HAND, BACK HAND? – I DON’T KNOW THAT GAME, MAN. – IT’S EASY, DOG. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY “FRONT HAND” OR “BACK HAND.” – AIGHT, FRONT HAND. – UGH! [all laughing]…

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the…

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Mariachi Bands, Magic, Adult Dancers: This Airline Has It All

Every morning I wake up, take a deep breath of compressed air and thank my lucky stars that this is my job. I’m Jamille Donna and I work on the Global Skies new live in flight entertainment. Welcome to our nonstop flight with 14 hours of live nonstop entertainment. The beauty of live performance is…

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Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC…

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Motu Patlu Cartoons In Hindi | Animated cartoon | chipko stick ka dhamal | Wow Kidz

Chingam sir, we have heard that you are leaving town, But why are you leaving? What has happened? Being an inspector also I am unable to stop the thefts. Daily thefts are occurring and I am unable to catch the thief, so I am leaving. Chingam sir, at least look at us when you are…

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Magic Is Real, And It’s in This Apartment – Key & Peele

Oh, please don’t say anything. Please just keep it to yourself, whatever– [sneezes] Oh. Thought you had an idea. I do. [bleep] – We need to make an app. – Like, for a Smartphone? An app that all the people could download and then we make millions. It’s just, that [bleep]’s hard to come up…

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Key & Peele – Magical Negro Fight

BUT BABE, MOVING OUT? PLEASE, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. BABE? [sighs] – GARBAGE. – HUH? – CAN I TAKE YOUR GARBAGE? – YEAH, SURE. – [chuckles] YOU KNOW, I FIND THE MORE GARBAGE IN THE CAN THE BETTER IT FEELS TO DUMP IT ALL OUT. I SUPPOSE THAT’S WHY…

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