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SML Movie: Jeffy’s YouTube Channel!

(Sigh) Mario: Can’t Wait To Watch TV! Jeffy: Hey Daddy, Wanna See Me Be A Fish? Mario: A Fish? Jeffy: Yeah, Watch. (INSTANT CONSTIPATION) Mario: J- Jeffy Stop It. (CONSTIPATION AGAIN) Goodman: Breaking News, Mkkay! YouTube Sensation, Hogan Paul, A YouTuber Who Has 15 Million Subscribers And Makes Millions Of Dollars For Making Vdeos On…

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Magic Show – SNL

>>>THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM THE GREAT RUDOLFO. [ APPLAUSE ] WELCOME TO A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE IS QUITE POSSIBLE. MY USUAL ASSISTANT WON’T BE JOINING ME TONIGHT. SHE CALLED IN PREGNANT. SHE TOLD ME SHE WASN’T EVEN DATING, SO HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? MAGIC. OKAY, LUCKILY THE MANAGER OF THE CASINO…

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Ellen Finds a Future ‘Magic Mike’ Dancer

Right now it’s time for another edition of Ellen, Rate My Baby. [MUSIC PLAYING] Now all right, this is not a competition. There are no losers, but there will be a winner. Anna from Atherton, California posted this photo of her son Adam. All right. I shall now rate her baby. I doubt he’s a…

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The Fairly OddParents – Miss Dimmsdale / Mind Over Magic – Ep. 40

♪ Timmy is an average kid that no one understands ♪ ♪ Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands ♪>>Bed, twerp! ♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪ ♪ Is broken instantly ♪ ♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪ ♪ ‘Cause in reality… ♪…

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Things Magicians Don’t Like To Hear

here are a few things that magicians do not like to here hey bro yeah wanna see this sick magic trick ive been working on lately sure what is it some little card trick or something bro if I were you id just get a day job because you know your not going to get…

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“Peanut: Can you hear me now?” | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

– You know what else pissed me off today? – What? – Tried using my cell phone. – Having trouble? – Just like the stinking commercials. Can you hear me now? How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Now? (Audience laughs) – You know when you don’t hear in those commercials? – What? – The other…

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TOTAL Strangers Kiss | Magic Trick

– And no one can predict the future except for maybe us right now. Let’s try that one more time. Let’s try something here. (audience laughs) Predict the future. I’m gonna find a dude. I’m gonna go this way real quick. Looking down and away is a great way to get picked. (audience laughs) All…

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Neil Patrick Harris and a Magic Trick Gone Wrong

Everyone knows I love magic. And these illusionists just won Glendale Community College’s Tournament of Magic. Please welcome Claude and Lisa. [MUSIC – THE STARTING LINE, “NOTHING’S GONNA STOP US NOW”] (SINGING) Looking in your eyes, I see a paradise. This world that I found is too good to be true. Standing here beside you,…

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The Fairly OddParents – The Masked Magician / The Big Bash – Ep. 68

♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS>>BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ UP IN HIS ROOM ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪ BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH ♪ WHO’LL GRANT HIS EVERY WISH ♪ ‘CAUSE IN REALITY ♪ THEY…

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APPLE WATCH SUCKS

*SFX of a clock ticking rapidly and iOS notification sounds* SHUT UP! Ian: Oh uh, do you have the time? Anthony: Yeah yeah, it’s uh, it’s 12:15. Noah: It took 1.5 seconds for you to check the time! Anthony: You timed that? Noah: With this stopwatch on my all new Apple Watch! Noah: Just one…

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