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Trump’s Dishwasher Rant Is Highlight Of Rambling Pre-Debate Rally

WHILE THE DEMOCRATS DEBATED IN IOWA, TRUMP TRIED TO STEAL THE LIMELIGHT BY HOLDING A “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” RALLY UP IN MILWAUKEE. TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF WITH A MOVE FROM SPEECHWRITING 101.>>AND YOUR GREAT GREEN BAY PACKERS ARE PLAYING SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEEKEND.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD LUCK. SO, DO WE HAVE ANY GREEN…

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Haschak Sisters – Gossip Girl

Somebody is spreading a crazy rumor about me Wait let me see oh ya that’s bad I wonder who would do that Do you see what she’s wearing Did you hear that Did he get in trouble what did he say well I heard that they’re not dating anymore I heard that he got sent…

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White House Officials “Shushed” Lawmakers Who Asked Questions During Iran Briefing

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEED IT TONIGHT. SOME DAYS THE NEWS IS FRUSTRATING. AND BY SOME DAYS, I MEAN EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. BUT TODAY IS ESPECIALLY IRKSOME. I AM FULLY IRKED. TRUMP IS REALLY IRKING…

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Drill In Nose, Tarantula Bubbles

>>James: WELCOME BACK! WE’VE ALL BEEN AT A BAR BEFORE AND SEEN SOMEONE DO AN AMAZING TRICK OR STRANGE STUNT IN EXCHANGE FOR A FREE DRINK. SO I THOUGHT, WE’VE GOT A BAR HERE, WHY NOT USE IT TO GIVE AWAY A FEW FREE DRINKS? SO TONIGHT WE BRING YOU “STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.” […

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Hank Azaria Gave ‘Simpsons’ Voices To ‘The Wizard Of Oz’

MY FIRST GUEST THIS EVENING IS A SIX-TIME EMMY AWARD WINNER WHO STARS AS A FOUL-MOUTHED BASEBALL ANNOUNCER IN “BROCKMIRE,” NOW IN ITS THIRD SEASON. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW” HANK AZARIA! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?>>HELLO, THERE!>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO BE SEEN, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: IT’S…

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Haschak Sisters – Boys Are So Ugh

[music] If you sorta kinda like him you should tell him so wait what If you wait up after school for him then you should know okay first of all If he happens to be in the background on your phone coincidence Then it’s obvious there is something going on Maybe I like him maybe…

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6 Mischievous Tricks & Pranks – for April Fools’

So you wanna cause a little mischief, do you? Here are 6 easy pranks to help you on your way. #6 You can prank someone who watches a lot of TV with one simple trick. Just look on the front of the remote for a little LED like this, and cut a small piece of…

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7 FUNNY DIY PRANKS AND TRICKS || Awesome Pranks For Friends by 123GO!

Needy co-workers and got you down? Why not treat them to some innocent yet hilarious tricks and pranks? And we’ve got even more hilarious pranks comin’ your way! I took the liberty of making you this refreshing drink on this hot spring day. Aw, that’s sweet! And it’s cran-apple, your favorite. Wanna know how this…

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Does Trump Know How Trick-or-Treating Works?

LET’S GET INTO THE NEWS. THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY CONTINUES AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP. TODAY, ALEXANDER VINDMAN, A DECORATED ARMY VETERAN AND WHITE HOUSE NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICIAL, TESTIFIED THAT HE WAS SO CONCERNED BY WHAT HE HEARD ON TRUMP’S PHONE CALL WITH THE UKRAINE, HE REPORTED IT TO HIS SUPERIORS. HE SAYS HE REPORTED IT OUT OF…

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James Corden Flunks Eddie Redmayne’s Wizard Test

♪ ♪ ♪ ABRACADABRA! HOCUS POCUS! BIM BAM! BY THE POWER OF DRISCOLL!>>( COUGHING ) OH. SORRY ABOUT THAT. GETTING LIMBERED UP, FLEXING THE OLD MAGIC MUSCLES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.>>MR. MAGNIFICENT.>>IT’S ACTUALLY MR. MAGNIFICENT THE MASTER OF MYSTERY.>>SIT THERE.>>James: OKAY.>>James: OKAY.>>FINISHED?>>James: YUP.>>OKAY, WELL, I WILL BE YOUR ACTING MAGIC OFFICER FOR TODAY….

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