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James Corden Flunks Eddie Redmayne’s Wizard Test

♪ ♪ ♪ ABRACADABRA! HOCUS POCUS! BIM BAM! BY THE POWER OF DRISCOLL!>>( COUGHING ) OH. SORRY ABOUT THAT. GETTING LIMBERED UP, FLEXING THE OLD MAGIC MUSCLES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.>>MR. MAGNIFICENT.>>IT’S ACTUALLY MR. MAGNIFICENT THE MASTER OF MYSTERY.>>SIT THERE.>>James: OKAY.>>James: OKAY.>>FINISHED?>>James: YUP.>>OKAY, WELL, I WILL BE YOUR ACTING MAGIC OFFICER FOR TODAY….

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Magic Carpet Race with Will Smith

-We are back with Will Smith. [ Cheers and applause ] Since Will stars in “Aladdin,” he and I are going to face off in the world’s first ever magic carpet race. -Yeah! Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] -Are you ready for this? -Yeah! -Wow! -Yeah! You’re going down, son. -Wow! [ Cheers and…

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Cousin Sal Tricks Trick or Treaters 2016

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Brenda Song and Esther Povitsky Search Lilly’s Backpack

-Speaking of your show, you do a lot of stand-up comedy. It is hilarious. Hilarious. But at the end of some of your shows, you do this bit where you go through an audience member’s purse. -I do. -Here’s the thing. I hate purses. I can’t do purses. But I do do backpacks. And I…

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Stephen Colbert Is “Darrylgorn” In The Next Installment Of The “Lord Of The Rings” Saga

FOLKS, ALL THIS WEEK, I HAVE BEEN SHARING WITH YOU MY INCREDIBLE TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND. IT’S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL COUNTRY THAT I’M NOT SURPRISED IT WAS USED AS THE LOCATIONS FOR MIDDLE EARTH IN THE “LORD OF THE RINGS” AND “THE HOBBIT” TRILOGIES. AS YOU MAY KNOW, WRITER AND DIRECTOR PETER JACKSON…

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An Invisible “Magic Boy” Kept Young Thomas Middleditch Well-Fed

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The Wizard Twins of Hotel High Starring Lilly Singh

-Disney Plus has basically taken over entertainment. Anybody watching? [ Cheers and applause ] Before, I’d never even heard of Baby Yoda. Now I would die for him. And people are getting back into Disney Channel classics. I’m talking stuff like “Jessie,” “The Suite Life of Zack & Cody,” “Wizards of Waverly Place.” [ Cheers…

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Valuable Love Potion from a Tiny Wizard

♪♪>>HELLO? IS ANYONE HERE? OH. WELCOME TO THE STORE OF THE EASTERN ISLES SORCERER; THE BREWER OF SPELLS AND MAKER OF ENCHANTMENTS. OWNED AND OPERATED BY THE GREAT WIZARD NAMED->>SNACKS!>>[SCREAMS] >>OH YEAH. OH, HELLO.>>UH. WHERE YOU JUST UNDER THERE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME READ YOUR SIGN?>>MAYBE.>>YOU’RE REALLY SHORT.>>LET’S SEE HOW TALL YOU ARE AFTER…

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Meet the Human Spider

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Jenga Whip, Marshmallow Roast

>>James: I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US. IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEN THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AND DRINK FOR FREE ALL NIGHT. IF YOU GUYS AREN’T, THEN OUR BOUNCERS WHO ARE THESE TWO HULKING BREUTS OVER HERE WILL– YEAH, I KNOW, LADIES AM WE WILL…

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