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John Heilemann: If Joe Biden Breaks Up The Wu-Tang Clan, We’re Done

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK! YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST AS THE CO-HOST OF “THE CIRCUS” ON SHOWTIME. NOW HE’S CREATED A NEW MEDIA OUTLET CALLED “THE RECOUNT.” PLEASE WELCOME, JOHN HEILEMANN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK.>>HI.>>Stephen: HI,…

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Trump Says Coronavirus is Very Much Under Control

MARDI GRAS. DID YOU KNOW TONIGHT WAS MARDI GRAS? THE BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR FOR PLASTIC PENIS WHISTLES WITH GLITTER ON THEM, HANDS DOWN. MARDI GRAS TRANSLATES FROM FRENCH FAT TUESDAY. NEXT WEEK IS SUPER TUESDAY, THEN SUPER FAT TUESDAY. THIS IS DEBATE NUMBER TEN FOR THE DEMOCRATS, AND ONE OF THE BIG QUESTIONS…

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Mark Wahlberg on Tom Brady’s Future, His Kids & New Movie

>>Jimmy: HOW’S IT GOIN’?>>GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?>>Jimmy: I’M DOING WHELL. YOU’RE GETTING MORE HANDSOME, I THINK.>>I THINK YOUR EYESIGHT’S GETTING BAD.>>Jimmy: I SAW YOU ON TV LAST WEEKEND. LET’S ROLL THAT QUICK CLIP RIGHT THERE. THERE YOU ARE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO LeBRON.>>UH-HUH.>>Jimmy: ALMOST, THEY DON’T HAVE A BENCH ANYMORE, BUT ALMOST ON THE LAKER’S…

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Jason Segel’s “Dispatches from Elsewhere” Is Magic As An Act Of Defiance

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Make Your iPhone Louder with This Trick (IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

Oh [bleep], get Your couch ready it’s about to go down How many you guys have ever asked yourself How do I make my iPhone’s volume louder than max volume? I’ve been asking myself that for years But today the game changes I just found a setting buried deep deep deep within my iphone that…

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Jimmy Kimmel Picks Democratic Running Mates

WE HAD A WHOLE WEEK OF LAZY SLOTH-LIKE BEHAVIOR. GUILLERMO, WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEEK DURING THE VACATION?>>I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH MY FAMILY.>>Jimmy: A LOT OF TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY DOING WHAT?>>Guillermo: TAKING MY SON TO SCHOOL, PICK HIM UP, TAKE HIM TO THE PARK. DIFFERENT PLACES.>>Jimmy: SO NOTHING, REALLY, IS…

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Gwyneth Paltrow on Her Kids, Magic Mushrooms & Vagina Candles

GWYNETH, YOU KNOW I’M VERY INTERESTED IN YOUR LIFE, RIGHT? I WANT TO KNOW. LIKE WHEN GOOP CAME OUT, THAT MINUTE I WAS ORDERING STUFF OFF OF IT.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Jimmy: DO YOU EVER LOOK UP MY ACCOUNT TO SEE WHAT I’VE ORDERED?>>I BELIEVE IN DATA PRIVACY. SO NO.>>Jimmy: OKAY. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT….

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Mustard Chugging

>>WELCOME BACK. WE ARE HERE, IN THE HEINEKEN BAR, WE’VE ALL BEEN IN A BAR AND SEEN SOMEONE DO A STRING OR AMAZING STUNT FOR A DRINK. TONIGHT WE BRING YOU STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.>>STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS. SWR HERE IS HOW IT WORKS AM I AM GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO…

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Biden Campaign Shook, Democratic Field Narrows After New Hampshire Primary

WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FINALLY– ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )FINALLY, FRIENDS, AFTER THE DISASTER IN IOWA, WE HAVE A CLEAR AND DECISIVE WINNER: SIBA, THE STANDARD POODLE WHO WON BEST IN SHOW AT THE WESTMINSTER! NOT SURPRISED SHE WON. LOOK AT THAT GROOMING. I’M TELLING…

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Amazing Experiments with Science Bob Pflugfelder & Harrison Ford!

>>Jimmy: HI THERE. WE’RE BACK. HARRISON FORD IS HERE. THIS GUY MAY NOT BE CAPTAIN OF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON BUT OUR NEXT GUEST COULD BUILD A LIGHTSABER WITH HIS EYES CLOSED. HE’S AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER FROM BOSTON AND HE’S HERE TO DELIGHT US ONCE AGAIN. PLEASE WELCOME SCIENCE BOB PFLUGFELDER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE…

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