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Trump’s Dishwasher Rant Is Highlight Of Rambling Pre-Debate Rally

WHILE THE DEMOCRATS DEBATED IN IOWA, TRUMP TRIED TO STEAL THE LIMELIGHT BY HOLDING A “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” RALLY UP IN MILWAUKEE. TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF WITH A MOVE FROM SPEECHWRITING 101.>>AND YOUR GREAT GREEN BAY PACKERS ARE PLAYING SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEEKEND.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD LUCK. SO, DO WE HAVE ANY GREEN…

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White House Officials “Shushed” Lawmakers Who Asked Questions During Iran Briefing

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEED IT TONIGHT. SOME DAYS THE NEWS IS FRUSTRATING. AND BY SOME DAYS, I MEAN EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. BUT TODAY IS ESPECIALLY IRKSOME. I AM FULLY IRKED. TRUMP IS REALLY IRKING…

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Drill In Nose, Tarantula Bubbles

>>James: WELCOME BACK! WE’VE ALL BEEN AT A BAR BEFORE AND SEEN SOMEONE DO AN AMAZING TRICK OR STRANGE STUNT IN EXCHANGE FOR A FREE DRINK. SO I THOUGHT, WE’VE GOT A BAR HERE, WHY NOT USE IT TO GIVE AWAY A FEW FREE DRINKS? SO TONIGHT WE BRING YOU “STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.” […

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Hank Azaria Gave ‘Simpsons’ Voices To ‘The Wizard Of Oz’

MY FIRST GUEST THIS EVENING IS A SIX-TIME EMMY AWARD WINNER WHO STARS AS A FOUL-MOUTHED BASEBALL ANNOUNCER IN “BROCKMIRE,” NOW IN ITS THIRD SEASON. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW” HANK AZARIA! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?>>HELLO, THERE!>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO BE SEEN, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: IT’S…

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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Underwear Removal, Forever Fart

REGGIE: ♪ STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS ♪ JAMES: SO HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO WORK. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM THEIR INCREDIBLE FEATS. IF YOU THINK IT IS FANTASTIC AND AMAZING THEY GET TO STAY HERE AT THE BAR. IF YOU DON’T, THEN OUR SECURITY STAFF WHO ARE…

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Comedians have figured out the trick to covering Trump

Late-night comedians have become rock stars in the Trump era. [John Oliver] “He’s tweeting the chancellor of Germany like a drunk guy masturbating in a subway car!” Between Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Colbert, Myers, SNL, Comedians are playing a big part in how we talk about politics. [Seth Myers] “Trump does have a tendency to…

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Does Trump Know How Trick-or-Treating Works?

LET’S GET INTO THE NEWS. THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY CONTINUES AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP. TODAY, ALEXANDER VINDMAN, A DECORATED ARMY VETERAN AND WHITE HOUSE NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICIAL, TESTIFIED THAT HE WAS SO CONCERNED BY WHAT HE HEARD ON TRUMP’S PHONE CALL WITH THE UKRAINE, HE REPORTED IT TO HIS SUPERIORS. HE SAYS HE REPORTED IT OUT OF…

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James Corden Flunks Eddie Redmayne’s Wizard Test

♪ ♪ ♪ ABRACADABRA! HOCUS POCUS! BIM BAM! BY THE POWER OF DRISCOLL!>>( COUGHING ) OH. SORRY ABOUT THAT. GETTING LIMBERED UP, FLEXING THE OLD MAGIC MUSCLES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.>>MR. MAGNIFICENT.>>IT’S ACTUALLY MR. MAGNIFICENT THE MASTER OF MYSTERY.>>SIT THERE.>>James: OKAY.>>James: OKAY.>>FINISHED?>>James: YUP.>>OKAY, WELL, I WILL BE YOUR ACTING MAGIC OFFICER FOR TODAY….

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Brenda Song and Esther Povitsky Search Lilly’s Backpack

-Speaking of your show, you do a lot of stand-up comedy. It is hilarious. Hilarious. But at the end of some of your shows, you do this bit where you go through an audience member’s purse. -I do. -Here’s the thing. I hate purses. I can’t do purses. But I do do backpacks. And I…

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Stephen Colbert Is “Darrylgorn” In The Next Installment Of The “Lord Of The Rings” Saga

FOLKS, ALL THIS WEEK, I HAVE BEEN SHARING WITH YOU MY INCREDIBLE TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND. IT’S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL COUNTRY THAT I’M NOT SURPRISED IT WAS USED AS THE LOCATIONS FOR MIDDLE EARTH IN THE “LORD OF THE RINGS” AND “THE HOBBIT” TRILOGIES. AS YOU MAY KNOW, WRITER AND DIRECTOR PETER JACKSON…

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