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Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Jenga Whip, Marshmallow Roast

>>James: I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US. IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEN THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AND DRINK FOR FREE ALL NIGHT. IF YOU GUYS AREN’T, THEN OUR BOUNCERS WHO ARE THESE TWO HULKING BREUTS OVER HERE WILL– YEAH, I KNOW, LADIES AM WE WILL…

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President Trump and Melania Host Trick-or-Treaters at The White House

-Let’s get to the news. House Democrats released a copy of an eight-page resolution they will vote on this Thursday to formalize the impeachment inquiry. Ah, yes, the old “make it so long trump won’t read it” trick. [ Laughter ] [as Trump] I’m supposed to read eight pages by Thursday? What do I look…

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Malala Yousafzai & Stephen Do Card Tricks

I UNDERSTAND, BESIDES INSPIRING PEOPLE, YOU ALSO DO A LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC. AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU– YOU CAN DO A CARD TRICK. COULD I SEE? COULD I SEE YOUR CARD TRICK?>>YES. DO YOU KNOW ANY CARD TRICKS?>>Stephen: I KNOW A COUPLE. I KNOW A COUPLE. DO YOU KNOW THIS ONE? CAN YOU DO…

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Mentalist Lior Suchard Bends Time for America Ferrara & Jeremy Piven

NOW JEREMY, AMERICA, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS? YOU FEELING GOOD, ARE YOU SCARED, ARE YOU ONE WHO LIKES HAVING THEIR MINDS BLOWN?>>I LIKE HAVING MY MIND BLOWN.>>James: YES?>>I HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN HIM BUT I’M ON THE FENCE.>>James: OKAY.>>WE’LL TRY SOME FUN STUFF, DO A LITTLE WARMUP. WE HAVE ROUGHLY, ABOUT…

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Magic Trick: Newspaper

>>James: WHAT’S GOING ON. WHAT– WHY IS MY– I NORMAL– THIS IS MY NEWSPAPER. I HAVE A NEWSPAPER HERE. WHY IS MY– WHY IS MY NEWSPAPER– WHO HAS TORE UP MY NEWSPAPER.>>Reggie: SORRY, JAMES IT WAS ME.>>James: WHAT?>>Reggie: JAY YEAH, IT WAS ME.>>James: WHAT DO YOU– WHAT DO YOU– WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY– YOU…

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Magic Trick: Fork Bend

HEY, WE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF TIME, RIGHT. WE’VE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF TIME. DO YOU WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?>>Reggie: YES. (APPLAUSE).>>James: ONE OF THE OLD CLASSICS, YEAH? ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, REG, YOU’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE BUT NEVER LIKE THIS. REGULAR FORK. YEAH?>>Reggie: YEAH.>>James: I WILL NOW BEND THIS…

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Stephen Curry Has a New Life Coach

I’M COMING DOWN TO THE BAY AREA TO SPEND TIME WITH ARGUABLY THE GREATEST SHOOTER IN NBA HISTORY, STEPHEN CURRY. WHAT HE DOESN’T KNOW IS I WILL MAKE HIM GREAT IN EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF HIS LIFE. I’M JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF PRACTICE AND THEN WE’RE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN.>>HEY…

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Naked Magic by Wes Barker (watch her VANISH at the end)

(rock music) (audience applauding) – [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Wes Barker. (audience applauding) (audience whistling) – What? Oh! Wes you’re the greatest! Thank you. You’re my hero! Oh my god thank you. A couple…hey. Someone close by, how about you? You look quite brave. How are you? Good. Sitting quietly in the first…

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Mentalist Lior Suchard Bends Harry Connick Jr. & Alice Eve’s Minds

WELCOME BACK THSM IS GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING MEN I’VE EVER MET, THE BRILLIANT, THE INCREDIBLE, LIOR SUCHARD. (APPLAUSE) >>HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, TAKE A SEAT.>>HOW ARE YOU HI, HOW ARE YOU.>>James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. NOW A COUPLE OF THINGS. THIS ISN’T MAGIC,…

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Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY >>SING IT JAMES!>>James: SING IT LET’S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO’ PINKY RINGS UP…

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