Tag: The Hobbit

IF MOVIES WERE REAL 3

(Anthony) Hey, let’s bring our kids to a rated R movie so they can cry and scream the whole time. (Ian) SHUT UP! (TV) I wish I could quit you. Dude, this movie is so unrealistic. No super manly cowboys would ever have a secret relationship together. Dude, how many times do I have to…

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Wizard Meeting – Short Comedy Sketch

Oh… yes. Thank you Casey for hosting this month’s meeting. Huh? Oh yeah. I don’t know why we didn’t have the meeting at my place. I’m a great cook. Well we can never find your home. The directions are simplicity itself. Follow the sound of the blue jay on a summer’s eve. When the moon…

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THE WIZARDS OF AUS || Episode 4 “Canvassing”

(mystical music) – Excuse me, Deciding Hat. – Hat of Deciding, actually. – Cool. So, you’re a sort of hat who decides things. How’s it going? – Better than this wine. It’s a terrible vintage. And I don’t know why I had them heat it up for me. It’s piping hot. What is this serving…

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The Wizards of Aus (2016) || Official Trailer

[ MONTAGE ] [ DRAGON ROAR ] JACK: That’s a fucking bummer. [ LOGO: LATENITE FILMS ] JACK: Figured I was done with that place and I just need to find somewhere rational to live. MORGAN WRIGHT: And so that why you migrated to Melbourne is it? JACK: Footscray has cheap rent, but anywhere in…

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LOTR: The Istari (Wizards)

In the Third Age of Middle Earth, 5 wizards were sent from across the sea. The Istari as their order was called, were Maiar Spirits, sent by the Valar of Valinor, to keep watch over the free peoples of Middle Earth and aid them where possible against the rising spirit of the Dark Lord Sauron….

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THE WIZARDS OF AUS || Episode 5 “The Ballad of Baby Bones”

(serious music) – Sticks and stones may break my bones but this story may break your heart. Good evening and welcome to a very special edition of No Nonsense. This past month has been dominated by a single story, the fate of one little boy, Baby Bones. The product of a dark wizard’s curse, Baby…

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THE WIZARDS OF AUS || Episode 2 “Lotus”

(loud explosion and screaming) – The prisoners are escaping! – Close the east gate! (horn blowing) – Go, go, go, go, come on, come on! (gate creaking) – What happened there? I said close the east gate. – What, he blew an F# on the horn, that’s the note for the west gate, which we…

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THE WIZARDS OF AUS || Episode 6 “M.G.S.B”

(quirky music) – I cannot believe this many people showed up. – I can’t believe it’s not butter but I am! – Get out of here, Butter Man! – It’s pronounced Butterman. I wasn’t planning on staying. The cry of a dry crumpet calls to me. Til we melt again! – How don’t we just…

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THE WIZARDS OF AUS || Episode 3 “Magic by Moonlight”

(sad piano music) (screams) – Well that’s rich! That is rich! And that it’s then, we’re just done? OK, throw it all the way, whatever. Is this about the money? Well, excuse me, princess. Excuse me that I wasn’t raised on a diet of jewels and gold and hay! (explosion) I bet he’s everything I’m…

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THE WIZARDS OF AUS || Episode 1 “Honk”

Nice of you to join us! Uh, wait what? You know we were doing just fine without you. Okay, I’ll just- I’ll just leave then, should I? You don’t want magic? Fuck you, you don’t want magic! It’s a fucking crazy battle! What are you doing? Focus! Don’t sass! Now, what sort of of a…

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